10 things

  1. I’m a lefty that writes right.
  2. I learned how to ride a bike in 2009.
  3. I once scored 24 points in a basketball game. Kobe changed his jersey number the next year.
  4. I once charged someone $100 to unlock their original iPhone using Terminal. I don’t know how to code. Thank you Google.
  5. I wear #5 when I play hockey.
  6. My grade 12 English teacher gave me a C-. I now write for a living.
  7. I don’t care if tomatoes are a fruit. I don’t like them.
  8. My first website consisted of embedded Dragonball GIFs on Angelfire.
  9. My shoe size is 8.5. I like Nikes.
  10. My car’s name is Lappy, because he is an obnoxious and pestering vehicle that gets the job done when it matters.